11|11 Grand Meeting, 2009
Esteemed Member of The Corduroy Appreciation Club,
The Corduroy Appreciation Club shall convene on the date which most closely resembles Corduroy, November 11th, 11|11. Here are the particulars and secret location of our meeting:
KEYNOTE SPEAKER: Hilarious BEST SELLING AUTHOR of I Was Told There’d Be Cake, SLOANE CROSLEY!
$11.11 (A price which resembles Corduroy). Please Purchase here at this time.
THE GARAGE at THE OLD AMERICAN CAN FACTORY
232 THIRD STREET • BROOKLYN, NY 11215 (map)
Corduroy Club Symbols will lead you through the labyrinth deep into factory.
DOORS OPEN 7 PM • MEETING COMMENCES 8:11 PM SHARP
- The Main Squeeze Accordion Orchestra
- Princeton University Scholar Deborah Kaple reading NPR 3 Minute Corduroy Fiction
- Revealing of Corduroy Club iPhone Application
- An opportunity to purchase Bonobo’s Corduroy Pants at a discounted price
- Awards for Exemplary Usage of Corduroy
- Awards for Best Dressed Presented by CORDAROUNDS
- Strange Rituals
- Six Point Craft Beer
- And…a ROUSING Barnburning SPEECH BY YOUR PRESIDENT, Miles Rohan
Please purchase your admission as soon as possible so that we may know how many people to expect and have everything in order for your arrival.
TWO CORDUROY ITEM RULE IN EFFECT
NO PHOTOGRAPHY DURING SECRET RITUALS
Download attractive invitation here.
HAIL THE WALE!